Teluride

A big sexy man with a beard that rides motorcycles

That is a Teluride

This is my Teluride

by Cider block June 23, 2024

telemetry

Using an electronic apparatus for transmitting metrics about other people's actions and devices to a distant station; snooping

Your operating system and its 1752 partners care about your privacy. That's why, during regular use of your computer, we will collect telemetry that allows us to see when you use it and for what. The telemetry is used to improve our services.

by lucb1e2 September 2, 2024

Televox

A small software company using used car salemen leave tactics to scare Orthodontists and Dentists into spamming their patients 24/7 in the attempt to get an appointment confirmation

Who was it? Ugg no one I just got Televoxed for the 10th time today.

by IwannaKeribo October 2, 2024

Televox

Slang used for a software company that boasts state of the art enterprise level technology and being an industry leader when the entire system is held together with bubble gum and duct tape because it is really running on 1990's Foxpro

They are still using that old tech, that's a Televox is I have ever seen one.

by IwannaKeribo October 3, 2024

Teleportal

A gateway or access point that allows instant teleportation from one location to another, defying the limitations of space and time. A teleportal serves as the doorway between dimensions, cities, planets, or even realms of existence, making it the ultimate shortcut for those seeking to avoid long journeys or traffic jams.

Teleportals are often depicted in sci-fi and fantasy as shimmering portals, glowing doorways, or wormholes that offer seamless travel across vast distances. They could be found in futuristic cities, hidden in ancient ruins, or even tucked away in the corner of your living room—depending on how advanced your tech is!

Similar terms: wormhole, gateway, portal

"I’m late! I wish I had a teleportal to jump straight to the office."

by streamerd October 6, 2024

teletubbyserum

It means ancient fossilized dinosaur spunk in the ancient Pashto language. It is an extremely offensive Slang Term/Slur referring to the people group of Baghlan Province in Afghanistan. My borther from another mother, Harold Carson Sphinx tord me the tale of this, it was revealed to him in a wet dream.

Muhammad Mubarak-Al Kazir: Brozer, zer is teletubbyserum here!
Amir Bobarko Al-Zaid Hussein: Ah! No! Spunk! Durka-Durka!

by Mongolian Enthusiast October 20, 2024

telemač korisnik

Yappers of the highest order , giving any and all irrelevant information in a conversation just so they can hear them selves talk.

You're a telemač korisnik

by Fify22 October 31, 2024