water-filled ceramic hole

toilet

Dude, I had to assplode into a water-filled ceramic hole the other day.

by Brant24 February 4, 2009

turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010

earth, fire, water, air (lays)

A funny meme which plays on the air to potato chip ratio of a packet of Lays potato chips. Many people have criticised Lays for the lack of actual chips in their packets (70% air, 30% actual potato chips) So, the person behind this did a pretty good job portraying this.

Avatar: Earth, Fire, Water, Air!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Wait! Maybe you should whisper Lays after you've said that!
Avatar: What the hell is that?
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: It's a very funny meme. It's based on the fact that Lays scams us by giving us 70% air and 30% actual potato chips in a packet.
Avatar: Come on, that's stupid.
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Boy, if you wanted to get fired that easily, you just could've asked...
Avatar: N..n..no! Please! Oh, I'll do it!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: That's the spirit! Now, action!
Avatar: earth, fire, water, air (lays)
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Perfect!

by LemonSucker99 February 27, 2017

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

by Penny Man August 4, 2008

your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007