Townie Brain

“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.

Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”

John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?

Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”

by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025

Juria Brain

Juria Brain (n)Someone with a small brain; (v) he/she's brain is not functioning.

Oh my gosh you have a Juria Brain or for a verb Your Juria brain

by BrannyTheBraniac February 2, 2024

burger brain

when ur brain stupid dumb, typically from takin too many narcotics, lack of sleep, or just natural.

calvin: took too much ket brain no worky
barry dillon: bro u got that burger brain
calvin: shit man
barry dillon: got no patty, no lettuce, no damn pickles either, just bare ass buns

by pattywagonyeat April 14, 2022

compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.

Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.

by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017

agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.

If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015

Talking brain

An insult directed towards A+ mfs.

Dummy: Wow look at that talking brain ovah there. Bet he eats, breathes and sleeps math.

by IntergalactalEnergy April 30, 2024