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poor life decision

Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.
"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."

"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"
by tararae March 2, 2008
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Pro-life heist

Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor performing the procedure, bombing an abortion clinic, etc.
Morgan Harrison, a well known anti-abortion advocate, is on trial for murdering doctor Neil Specter; a renowned doctor who runs the local abortion clinic. This is a clear cut case of a pro-life heist.
by Punk Rodgers June 8, 2009
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bad boys for life

Originally deriving from the film Bad Boys it is a group of London boys (who don't actually believe they are bad boys) who ride together, die together and are in fact bad boys for life! Often abreviated to BBFL and linked to the infamous WALOOF!
by Connell December 20, 2006
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Half-Life crisis

One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
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The life of Brian effect

The act of protesting and ban a form of media due to it being offensive but in doing so generating far more publicity for it and therefore making it more popular. similar to what happened to Monty Pythons "The life of Brian" in the late 70's by offended Christians.
Person 1: have you head of the documentary "The red pill"?
Person 2: Isn't that the movie that angry feminists are trying to get banned
Person 1: Yeah, I had not even heard of it until I stumbled across the petition to ban it
person 2: yep, that the Life of Brian effect
by cod player47,956,1234 June 15, 2017
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past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.
Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.
by PolarisTarot February 25, 2019
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