George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.

Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.

by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020

Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.

The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.

by SumSquid December 04, 2024

The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

Philip Michael

Doesn't give a f*ck about your name's definition. Or you in general

Newest Trend: show us what means your name on Urban Dictionary!
Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.

by MarylouGB November 22, 2021

Philip Michael

Doesn't give a fuck about your name. Or you in general.

Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.

by MarylouGB November 22, 2021

Michael Fjordbak

Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.

Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.

by michaelswife November 23, 2021

Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 29, 2022