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Michael

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”
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Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023
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Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.
Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!
by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024
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michael boley'd

When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).
"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"

"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
by bannannaphone December 17, 2011
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the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports
by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024
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Michael

Michael is the guy that tries too hard to be different. He thinks he’s so cool with his chains and underground music taste but he’s just using it to fuel his ego because he hates himself so much. He is very difficult to get along with because he is so mentally disturbed that he can’t be bothered having normal conversations anymore. He claims that he’s nice “deep down,” but that’s just him convincing himself that he’s not a sociopath.
“That Michael guy is such a prick”
“Yea but he’s hot though
by Die hard Deathabat November 23, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a fun loving weirdo. He has everything that you will need. He loves his dog and his girlfriend very much and would punch anyone that tried to hurt them. He loves nature, animals and food. Michael is a mystical man that is not of this world.
“Wow did you see Michael today?”

“No did you”?

“Yes omg Michael is so magical
by Chrissay91210 May 13, 2022
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