Mathew

The largest, most biggest, humongous booty in the world. It's still crazy how he manages to live a normal life with that thing.

WATCH OUT, MATHEWS BOOTY IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU!

by The 67 Master February 8, 2026

Mathias

another word for a huge massive shit

"man i really need to take a mathias after that game"

by goldenrene February 18, 2026

Mathias

Is a fat dwarf and is aggrassive as fuck and will use every insult he has and might be racist as fuck

Guy: Hey Mathias
Mathias: *Attacks in dwarf*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Mathemagicianz13

Supreme ruler of the 9 realms, dictator, overlord, and the one true emperor of humankind. Often regarded as God itself, and credited as the savior of the universe, Tim "mathemagicianz13" Leung knows no wrong. Ruling with an iron fist, his presence brings law, order, and salvation for humankind

Person 1: it can't be...
Person 2: what??
Person 1: that's... The great supreme leader mathemagicianz13
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO

by notvytel October 11, 2024

Mathis B.

A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.

Example 1: Ew, look at that person, they must be a Mathis B.

by papijugledembalsinmymouth November 18, 2024

mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!

I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.

by Yoda the Coda December 3, 2024

Mathematical Fraud

One who has achieved far beyond what his average or below-average mathematical intelligence could allow him to do, by lying, bullshitting, scheming, pretending, or backstabbing—the mathematical equivalent of a racist-rapist-turned-fraud-felon who got elected, rejected, and reelected despite all the odds against him.

Guesstimate how many mathematical frauds make it bigly in the publishing industry worldwide every year.

by Numerati December 6, 2024