Jack Dempsey

A man who owes the majority of his fame to a fish.

I didn't know who Jack Dempsey was until I went to the "aggressive cichlids" shelf in petco

by Necrozma Beam January 11, 2021

Jack Stevenson

Just a really cool dude, really attractive and one of the bois.

Jack Stevenson is a such a homie.

by #2shrekdaddy January 14, 2021

jack honey

Small shlong big balls. Fun in the bed with the homies, and loves bananas!!!!

Oh no jack honey is at it again!!! Watch out he might hit you with his balls

by Jack honey January 30, 2021

Jack shit

When you is Jack and you pour hydrofluoric acid down your toilet to fix a clog and shit comes spraying back up in your face giving you acid burns that need medical attention.

Bob didn’t know jack shit could happen until he woke up the next day in the hospital smelling like burnt crap.

by Buttersrules February 4, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

jack branagan

despite being 5 feet 1 in height, this fox is a sexy beast and a killer in the sheets.

man 1: jack branagan
man 2: malder
man 1: i gorilla glued my cock so its permenantly erect
man 2: jack branagan moment lul

by tommymald February 27, 2021

jack prince

an amazing musician who made the song “peace”

Jimmy: Did you hear that new Jack Prince song?
Sally: No
Jimmy: You uncultured swine

by beatlefan February 27, 2021