J

Anybody with a name starting with J stay away!!!!

Sally: he is such a dickhead

Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason

Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect

Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he

by Dojakitty March 28, 2020

j

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by tripicaltakada March 01, 2024

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: who makes you throw your phone away when she texts you
a: oh it's j

by gjsl November 21, 2021

J

The best letter in the alphabet. It is cool, popular, awesome and gets all the babes.

"Yo dude what your favourite letter in the alphabet?"
"My favourite letter is P"
"P is such a bad letter. J is sooo much cooler"

by IAmMentallyStable April 12, 2022

J

The most toxic, backstabbing initial to ever exist.

J: Hey girl, wanna date?
Girl: Ew, no. You’re a player.

by nanaaaaaa October 12, 2023

Filip J

When you look at Filip you're like dam he is so perfect. Filip is charming guy who gets all the girls and he is very sexy, he really doesn't care but he is too perfect to even care so be like Filip, we love Filip here.

Person1:Omg that guy is so pretty I wish I was with him.

Person2:Yeah I know I heard his name is Filip right?

Person1:omg every Filip J is hot.

by Simp for Filip:> October 17, 2022

J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 12, 2020