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Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
by A regular Dave March 15, 2022
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Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
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Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022
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Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022
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Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.
by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022
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Better-in-law

When you like your in-laws more than your parents.
I can’t wait to go to my better-in-laws for the weekend.
by Skik24 March 25, 2022
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By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute
by law of dibs the phone is mine.
by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022
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