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Get the Harris mug.Thinks he can match people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies pressed against each other."
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Physical: black messy hair, his mother's eyes, wears glasses and has a lighting scar on his head
Wife: Ginny weasley
Best friends: hermione granger and ron weasley
House:Gryffindor
Parents: james and lily potter
Physical: black messy hair, his mother's eyes, wears glasses and has a lighting scar on his head
Wife: Ginny weasley
Best friends: hermione granger and ron weasley
House:Gryffindor
Parents: james and lily potter
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Get the Harry Fayers mug.Is he scouse? Is he Irish? Is he some combination? No one knows. Is he a man? Is he a muppet? No one knows. This mythical beast is fuelled by monster munch, Guinness and a ferrous sexual appetite for coworkers and not his gf. Not to be confused with Butch Harry.
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