Twink Harry

Is he scouse? Is he Irish? Is he some combination? No one knows. Is he a man? Is he a muppet? No one knows. This mythical beast is fuelled by monster munch, Guinness and a ferrous sexual appetite for coworkers and not his gf. Not to be confused with Butch Harry.

“OH NO IT’S TWINK HARRY!! LOOK OUT UNSUSPECTING FEMALE COWORKER!!”

by AdamButlerJudo March 6, 2025

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Harry Styles

The ugly ass (very popular) musician who can grab any girls attention with the sound of his voice. He’s just a normal shirtless guy you find on the street who just so happens to have an amazing voice but uninteresting lyrics

“Hey who’s your favorite singer?”

“Harry Styles!”
“Ha! Good luck finding new friends. He sucks.”

by Somebody who is me December 13, 2021

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Harry

Jokes around 99% of the time, but when he is serious he is really caring, kind, thoughtful, and intuitive. He will support your decisions and is blunt but only when you need it (reality checks). Full name is actually Harrison and he doesn’t like it when you call him Harry.

“Yer a wizard, Harry.” “Don’t call me Harry!”

by obvinorth December 8, 2021

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harry staples

a very godlike person who pulls all the ladies. very large genitalia and is very caring

wow that guy is such a harry staples.

by JRE3007 May 31, 2017

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Harris size

A extremely large size of a portion of food, the biggest size you can ask for actually

“Ok we’re cutting cake, who wants a Harris size?”

by Kyngbrain September 19, 2025

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harry styles

An overrated musician who is not as good as he sounds. Was one a part of the boyband One Direction, and has the most successful solo career. He's not even that good looking, so I don't get why teenage girls like him. The only song people actually know of his is Watermelon Sugar. Some people say controversial stuff, which might be true. But all his fangirls go crazy when he wears a dress every 2 months and tag him as a LGBTQ ally, which is just stupid. He's not an ally, he donated to places that are transphobic. Do not let his fangirls fool you, he is not the best musician ever.

Friend one: "who are they getting so excited about?"

Friend two: "Just Harry Styles."
Friend one: "Oh okay. Anyway, wanna go get food?"

by Dino nuggets be bussin June 13, 2021

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