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the bird

I want to add something to an otherwise perfect explanation which a pasted below:

The Bird
The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
by The Supporter March 08, 2007
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What he forgot was that if the person in the middle (The Bird) is a male, the move can also be coined the Pterodactyl (awkwardly spelled). He also forgot to mention that this move is most often executed after a long night of partying, or at the end of an otherwise typical porno.

Your welcome,
"At the end of the flic Jasmin does The Bird"

"At the end of the flic Cody does The Pterodactyl"
by Also known as the Pterodactyl November 24, 2015
mugGet the the birdmug.

Flippin' the Bird

To pull the middle finger upward, as a sign of disrespect.
Dude 1: F You! *Starts Flippin' the Bird*
Dude 2: F you too! *flips the bird*
by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015
mugGet the Flippin' the Birdmug.

Go Birds

General greeting for any type of event in Philly.
Cashier: Your total will be $20.99
Customer: Thanks, Go Birds
by blondeddlife January 25, 2024
mugGet the Go Birdsmug.

Bird

A very sexy girl, a girl that makes you’re draw drop
Yo look at the bird, she’s a smoke
by Burdguy June 4, 2020
mugGet the Birdmug.

bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You
"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"
by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022
mugGet the birdmug.

Bird-dog

Aight I only went through page 1 but I haven't seen the definition I'm used to. In construction, bird-dogging is when you stand there watching someone work while doing fuck all yourself. Usually the bird-dog is a safety guy doing an audit or a foreman with nothing better to do. If you're unlucky, it's the supernintendo looking for a reason to turf your ass. I learned this in scaffolding and ironworking. There are ways to let your boys know you got eyes on you, such as calling for a 7 foot tube. You can also get creative and come up with your own codes though. Don't get caught doing stupid shit out there and always ALWAYS tie off.
Ground guy: "7 foot tube!"

Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"

Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"

Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"
by treefuckerOG June 30, 2023
mugGet the Bird-dogmug.

Angry bird sexual

guy#1:yeah i love angry birds i think i’m angry bird sexual
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
by Ima dumbass December 25, 2021
mugGet the Angry bird sexualmug.

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