mumble fish 

someone who you can't understand what the hell they are saying due to the fact that there is an obious problem with their willy shaped mouth

mumble fish by Anonymous August 24, 2003

damp fish

When the techno freak leaves a combination of a wet dolphin and epiphany in a public washroom without wiping his feet first.

Someone left 1 a damp fish in here...again.

damp fish by wewewewe May 26, 2006

productive fish 

1. A fish that doesnt just sit around in the bowl, but builds castles and plays with things.
2. Something i said when i was REALLLY tired / hyper.

I am a productive fish!

productive fish by MLEM1028319 January 4, 2008

norwegian fish hook 

A sexual position, in which, a woman performs a highly acrobatic move, so that she may be "sexed up" from the man.

"I don't know how she does that norwegian fish hook."

norwegian fish hook by omgomg2745 February 9, 2008

swedish fish net 

Farting while under a blanket, letting the fart penetrate the blanket, and then throwing the blanket onto another.

"So he was watching TV and I gave him the swedish fish net out of nowhere"

swedish fish net by maksym June 15, 2009

Parrot Fish

Is a phrase to describe a male person that is a 'Social Chameleon' when around his male friends displays vulgar and unrefined behaviour, he is generally unsophisticated and has low morals. However when trying gain the affection of the opposite sex, uses superficial romantic charm to make casual acquaintance, in anticipation of sexual relations and to satisfy his narcissistic ego . The Parrot fish will become aggressive and ridicule another male that enters his space whilst conducting his performance/Act .
In the animal kingdom. A Parrott fish is a beautiful, Tropical and graceful creature underwater. Take it out of the water it is slimy nasty creature particularly against it's own gender.

He is such a good guy when he is out his buddies, but around woman he is a Parrot Fish
Look, he is Parrot fishing for that waitress.

Parrot Fish by lolly legs February 18, 2015

Toad Fish

Very nasty, smelly vagina that gives off an unimaginably putrid stench.

That girl has some serious toad fish. I almost threw up when she walked past me.

Toad Fish by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015