fag bag

A good phrase for making fun of someone
Dude you're such a fag bag.
by id_not_here_ December 05, 2014
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fag bag

a brown paper sandwich bag wiht feces, vomit, cum and piss inside, preferably shaken up and then used to brutally beat and subsequently kill a person.
by 1234abduljahesh1234 February 16, 2021
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Fag Bag

A gay mans girl best friend who always lets them put their stuff in their handbag
Hey fag bag I need my shit out of your handbag
by CurvyQueen17 January 23, 2020
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fag bag

An insult when someone is a fag and also a douche bag
Sterling: *pushes* James
James: Ayo stop being a "fag bag"
by downygang September 27, 2023
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Fag Bag

Another name for a fanny pack worn over the shoulder.

Usually worn by both the male and female specimen of Eshays.

Found around Western Sydney, these retard - faggot hybrids equipt these fag bags to carry vapes, knifes, drugs and a spare g-string as versatile and accessible alternative to a prison wallet.
Example one:

Example one:
Bogan: Oi look mate, look at that lil fucken 12 yo eshay, I bet you he keeps his balls in that fag bag.

Example two:
Kmart security guard: Oi wank stains, could you please leave your fag bags at the checkout, we've had enough stealing.

Example three:
Police Officer: Ma'am, could you describe the perpetrators.
Woman: They were wearing Nike TNs, short shorts with thier pussy flaps hanging out, button up shirts a fag bag around the shoulder, officer.
Police Officer: Hmmm yes, those fag bag wearers have been seen around Parramatta lately, we'll put them down when we see them next.
by Garry Yolo April 16, 2024
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MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.
Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 01, 2022
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Swag Fag

A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.

Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
by The smol bean May 23, 2016
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