Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

pack it up crack head

Chad Turner

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.

by Tevan walker September 18, 2023

...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia

cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet

by martyn April 21, 2004

strawberry crack

A really sucky kind of weed that only gets you high for 5 minutes

I'm gonna buy some strawberry crack, awe man not that lame shit again

by Strawberry crack December 18, 2016

crack whammy

A defective crack rock

Ayo Jody this nigga Jay sold me a crack whammy I’m finna rob his ass

by Captain.backwoods January 27, 2021