happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.

“This song is my happy-crack.”
“You are my happy-crack.”
“I’m on my happy-crack.”

by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021

cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008

Gang Crack

Gang Crack is a nickname for the Pat Party. The Pat Party is the best Party in iElections history. Other names for the Pat Party include:

-PP
-The American Divison of the IRA
-iE Gang Weed
-KAWP (Kill All Whites Party)
-An-Sex/An-Gay Party
-ISIS Legion USA

Gang Crack is my favorite gang to vote for in iE!

by Gang Crack leader October 1, 2018

crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

`~`Crack`~`Head`~`crAck`~`heUad`~`cracK`~`heaD`~`

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack

Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated

by Allthepseudonymsichoosearegone July 24, 2021