creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.

by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016

Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.

Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023

English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

by ChiefQ May 15, 2022

Oriental cream pie

Oriental Cream Pie

I was banging this young Oriental girl. Really enjoying her young virgin pussy. Shot my cum inside her pussy as I withdraw. I say my cum dripping out. Making a Oriental Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 3, 2022

Boston cream

When you use a doughnut hole to jerk off

“I don’t fleshlight’s know just go for the Boston cream.”

by Golden Garfunkel January 3, 2022

Little Babies Ice Cream commercial

Little Babies Ice Cream is a commercial that shows a series of commercialized videos with eerie, weird, gross, and disturbing images that are paired with actors covered in white cream that is supposed to be ice cream but who knows? Whilst a narrator with a deep voice explains to the viewers/consumers that ice cream is a "feeling" and goes off about how "great" ice cream is. One video on youtube has gone viral for being one of the scariest videos on the platform. The video is a clip of an actor staring into the eyes of its viewer and, eating the white cream off their body whilst the narrator with a deep voice details how "amazing" ice cream is. There is a lot of white cream flying everywhere and there will be a lot of mentioning of ice cream. Watch at your own risk. Yuck.

You: Did you see that one weird Little Babies Ice Cream commercial on youtube?
Me: If you have seen it, no you didn't.

You: What?

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Ice Cream

Descriptive word used to define something that is as good as ice cream.

“Man, look at that nice truck over there”
“Oh yeah, that’s fu*kin’ ice cream bud”

by Firepunk March 15, 2021