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data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown
These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.
by archwolf September 24, 2014
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boner factory

A girl who is responsible for causing boners everywhere she goes.
Chanelle Nasser is such a boner factory.
by Matty0573 June 14, 2024
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RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020
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Bonerable

The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse
I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”
by Adolf Lincoln June 6, 2018
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Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability
She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.
by Max_psq January 12, 2017
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leftover boner

the period of time in which after you ejaculate, you still have a full erection
"Aw man I still have leftover boner, I guess you have to give me ANOTHER handjob!"
by rock Stinson February 8, 2022
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Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023
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