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Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018
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Bird Fooder

A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about
"Oh go fill up the bird fooder the chickadees are back"
by Birdfooders4lyfe April 2, 2017
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President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.
"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"
by Zombeans March 22, 2024
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bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.
"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"
by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023
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Twitter Bird

Someone who makes a front on Twitter, or has Twitter fingers
Girl #1: ew why would he post something like that??

Girl#2: he’s such a Twitter Bird 🤮

Ex.@MasonAllMighty_
by Pipitty March 15, 2021
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