Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Bear carjacking

"Bear walks into California police station." CBS New York

This disturbing Bear carjacking phenomena, and another example of this new emerging highly evolved apex predator diatribe trying to open a dialog with local law enforcement.

See also

Police catch bears breaking into cars BBC Earth. Youtube.com

Did the Bear walk into the station before or after the Bear carjacking?

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

Care-Bear Airmen

A term used in the airforce(especially combat/battlefield airmen) to describe non-special forces airmen who are pussies.

That care-bear airman can only do 30 pushups.... I can do 70.
Care-bear airmen aint got shit on us PJ's.

by pappypanda January 23, 2013

Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

by The memeler May 30, 2025

bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010

scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007