and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011

What you egg?

An insult given to a child before their brutal Shakespearean murder

Murderer 1: "What you egg?"

*Stabs him*

"Mother, he hath killed me, run i prey you!"

*Dies*

by Bald Martin II October 24, 2019

you little b

a little bitch, or a minor little bitch that you can't call bitch because she is your daughter.

"knock it of you little B"

by manolorex June 27, 2006

love you to bits

I love EVERY LITTLE BIT...of you. All your parts and pieces, completely....Without holding back.
As if dividing you into the smallest possible pieces, I would love every bit and piece of you.

Honey, I love you to bits! You are my best friend, my soul mate...I cannot imagine life without you.

by BLSNAP65 December 5, 2013

how you what

A meaning of what's up? What you got going

How you what bruh?

Nothing bouta go to the store real fast

by WestSide317 December 18, 2017

i want you

i want you means you love someone so much that you wanna be with them. that you have feelings towards them. you want them to feel the same way back. you adore everything about them, you want them.

“hi beautiful “
..... “ i want you “

by feels:,) October 30, 2020

Why are you gay?

Sentence used in famous video interview, where moderator is asking gay activist questions, that does not make sense.

But why are you gay?
You say you are into female, so why are you gay?

by whyareyougay March 8, 2019