McIntyre Meat Sub

A sub filled with various meats such as horse penis, cow breasts, and chicken flubber. The sub is served hot or cold. It originated in Denmark but Americans refer to the sub as the Matty Meat McIntyre.

Stranger- I'm hunry!
Me - Get a Matty Meat McIntyre it's delicious!
Stranger- You mean a McIntyre Meat Sub? That's nasty.
Me- Yea true my guy

by BigMan1738 December 11, 2020

woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.

If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

marinated meat pocket

The sexiest way to describe the lady parts.

“How about you hike up them trousers and show me your marinated meat pocket.”

by PolkaPolice June 6, 2020

meat grinder pussy

a vagina that is extremely tight, usually hurting ones dick.

Bob: did you fuck yet
Me: yeah, she had a meat grinder pussy so my dick hurts a lil
Bob: damn.

by gothuzi May 18, 2018

butter my meat

Beat my meat.

Beat/Butter

My

Meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*

by Urbanlenged17 August 7, 2017

magic meat sack

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal

I'm a magic meat sack!

by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015