The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

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Rule 410

Rule 410 of the Internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it.

Jim: Aw man, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular animation/game)
Bob: Rule 410 strikes again.

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Rule 410 of the internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it. No exceptions.

Jim: Aw man, they made Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular game/webseries)
Bob: Rule 410, man.

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Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 06, 2024

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The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022

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never start a fight, but finish it when someone else does

yo this mf just took a swing
rule number 14 brother

by adfhibidbuidg July 01, 2023

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A small paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type of paper.

This term is the opposite of wide ruled

by BFxx January 21, 2018

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