The Coulter Rule

The media will immediately reveal the identity of a criminal/shooter if the criminal/shooter is white.

The Coulter Rule prevents the media from revealing the identity of the shooter at this time.

by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024

rule 43

a less inappropriate version of rule 34 (things like cats, dogs, unicorns, babies, toddlers, etc)

Thank god I found rule 43!

by psendrom June 08, 2021

Rule 43

Rule 43 (R43) is like Rule 34 but... scarring. Rule 43 is artwork of something/someone that is made to be unsettling

Person 1: what are you doing mate?
Person 2: I'm browsing Rule 43
Person 1: i feel bad for you.

by MyNameIsNotJay May 09, 2022

Rule 43

If it exists, there's porn of it, and if it doesn't exist, there's still porn of it

Rule 43

by Inni84 February 01, 2024

MacGlutenary Rule

To be used when you have artificially stuck random facts together in an attempt to bluff someone into believing you know what you are talking about, but have been called out. Similar to calling a "Mulligan" in golf, one could use the "MacGlutenary Rule" to refrain from a discussion without further embarrassment.

Mary- "You are so full of shit, I don't believe a word you just said!"
Jonathan- "I'm calling the MacGlutenary Rule"
Mary- "More ridiculousness! There's no such rule!"
Jonathan, eager to save face- "Urban Dictionary, look it up!"

by Factsmith September 02, 2018

4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.

Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.

by AJW of Laindon July 01, 2013

Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower

She said I’m not a virgin but it’s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago 😂😂😂

by Jayde555 December 30, 2022