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Mennonite-style

(Also: "Amish-style")
The practice of solitary masturbation without the use of pornographic materials such as videos, magazines, calendars, etc.
A reference to how Mennonites (or Amish) famously abstain using modern technology such as smartphones and computers.
I couldn't find a good video last night, so I just ended up jacking it Mennonite-style.
by TheKinginJello May 27, 2025
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Afghanistan style firehouse

A type of orgy that happens during ramadan where 5 men over the age of 70 all scream “Allahu Akbar!” and proceed to masturbate each other with homemade bombs and fuck hard non-stop for 12 hours.
Bro I just want to do an Afghanistan style firehouse while in Saudi Arabia.
by quag_ May 28, 2025
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Slensual Style

The act of being sensual with another person, with the intent of being comedic and or cringey.
"Stop saying you're going to make me cum slensual style while I edge."

"I'll call it slensual style all I want, I'll make you cum regardless."
by SaggyYeen June 16, 2025
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Ethan Style

A sex position that takes place on a public bench.
Tao: Hey, why were you at that park so late last night with your girl?
Ethan: Oh... I was doing her Ethan Style... it was great.
by NineK June 20, 2025
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Otto style

Very straight sex, so as to not to misalign your spine.
After a rough sex-related injury, Geof and Heather now practice Otto style intercourse to ensure a spine-friendly romantic experience.
by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025
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Zipper Style

A professional coitus act where a person. preferably a surgeon, cuts down the middle of the stomach and proceeds to ejaculate onto the guts.

If not a surgeon, pretending to cut down the gluteal cleft and proceeds to aggressively butt fuck her laying down (This is not doggystyle)
Guy 1: How's Medical School?
Guy 2: Ehh i only went into it so i can preform zipper style
Guy 1: I would do that too
by 8ty July 3, 2025
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Albert Style

Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.
Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style

Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style

I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style
by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025
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