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Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)
Jesus is our saviour
by live for Jesus May 17, 2021
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Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water
Jesus
by hellsoup November 25, 2021
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Ex Jesus

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus
by Starbellied July 30, 2023
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Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017
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Jesus

“jesus is our savior
by jesus🎀 February 18, 2021
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Jesus

Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine
Jesus has a big dick
by Jsfromdtx November 23, 2021
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Jesus

Y/n : Hey I just read 18+ wattpad!
Dude: You need Jesus
by Sus jay September 8, 2021
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