Bud boner

A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)

"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."

by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020

oral boner

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.

Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!

by Imsobisexualitsweirs May 5, 2018

Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.

She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed

by Boner Batter February 28, 2011

Boner

What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson

"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"

"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"

by Lysterine420 November 21, 2020

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022