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Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.
Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
by I hate you nick December 28, 2021
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bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.
Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.
by Centurix April 14, 2022
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Douche Bag

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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Spill bags

When breasts spill out of a bra or Bikini top
Yo, check out those spill bags!
by JDePalma November 15, 2021
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divorce bag

A unique bag that every joint-custody kid owns, used to pack up your clothes and stuff to go by Dad’s house for the weekend.
“What’s that cool bag over there?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”
by NZyeribop October 30, 2021
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bag of bacon

I just gotta leave this place with a big bag of bacon. Stupid horse
by ☝️ September 21, 2021
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Medic Bag

by Mini Dallas February 20, 2022
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