Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

Hind Parts

Behind
Buttocks Bottom Booty

Definition:
either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a human trunk.

Ex. Get your hind parts in here and eat dinner.

by Deft Dot June 5, 2018

Predator Pants

Tight (essentially spray on) trousers worn by women (normally to the office). They are usually combined with hunter heals. The phrase can be abbreviated to Predators or Preds.

Check out the Predator Pants on that!

by Polaris92 June 6, 2018

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018

Fanny Pants

Pants with built in Fanny packs.

Dude, those are super sick Fanny pants!

by FrigginJimLahey June 10, 2018

Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.

Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.

by Pete442 June 11, 2018

airport pants

a pant you were to go to the airport that looks stylish and is cnfortable

Hey lily im going to the airport have you seen my airport pants?

by fruitlooped May 8, 2018