Like my Status

The worst possible use of facebook. Used by people who have the need to know how much people like them. Also used to confirm that people actually have friends.

"Like my status and i'll tell you the truth"
*Catherine liked you status
"I don't really know you catherine but you seem cool"

by dman447 October 22, 2011

Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.

Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Light My Fire

Asking Someone To Commit Sexual Acts

Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah ^_^

by KATIE ^_^ March 11, 2011

tie my shoe

The act of getting down on one knee and performing a blow job.
Particularly between two men.

While walking in the woods one day...
Ben: "Can someone tie my shoe?"
Sam (male): "SSHHHHHURE!"

by For Michaela, haha December 6, 2009

Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Lick My nuts

Common response to any question.

1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.

by XshadowsX April 26, 2005

milk my garden

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden

I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!

by Garden Milker July 15, 2009