You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!
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In the first season it was about 2 half brothers who compete for the same spot on the basketball team and for the same girl. But since then the show has changed and the couples changed week to week but if you're into The O.C., Dawson's Creek,Gilmore Girls or any other show that The WB plys.
In the first season it was about 2 half brothers who compete for the same spot on the basketball team and for the same girl. But since then the show has changed and the couples changed week to week but if you're into The O.C., Dawson's Creek,Gilmore Girls or any other show that The WB plys.
Naley is so Cute.
Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: runs over to Haley I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
Nathan cuts her off with a kiss
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
grabs Nathan and starts kissing him
Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: runs over to Haley I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
Nathan cuts her off with a kiss
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
grabs Nathan and starts kissing him
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