by teague k January 28, 2008
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"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
by Adam Smith Jr. July 17, 2012
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1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009
Get the flying bag of monkey shit mug.A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term “brass monkey” and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey’s extremities, appears to have originated in the book “Before the Mast” by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would “freeze the tail off a brass monkey.”. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.
The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
by Vigfus April 27, 2016
Get the freeze the balls off a brass monkey mug.A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .
by W.P. May 2, 2005
Get the monkey but mug.A guy who is so desperate to get laid repeatedly that he will do whatever an eligible girl asks him to do, like a trained monkey.
Brynn: So Aaron really ran to get you lightbulbs in the middle of foreplay?
Kim: Yeah, he'll do whatever I want him to do. He's totally my whore monkey.
Kim: Yeah, he'll do whatever I want him to do. He's totally my whore monkey.
by Bryntastic February 27, 2008
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" It's half past the monkey's ass".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012
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