cardi bś mom

gay as fuck

cardi bś mom is gay as fuck

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 8, 2019

ur moms house

ur moms house
robloxian account: Magicpeach719

i like to hang out at ur moms house.

by urmomshouse April 14, 2019

your mom x

eleanors favorite word because she is gay with your mom

person: oh hi eleanor eleanor: your mom... your mom x

by eleanors mom December 14, 2021

your mom in a can

apparently it's some sort of insult... i don't really know how but I guess it could be.

PERSON ONE: HAHA! THAT DRESS LOOKS SO UGLY ON YOUR MOM!
PERSON TWO: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR MOM IN A CAN ROASTED
PERSON ONE: *GASP*
PERSON TWO: GEYYYY!!!

PERSON ONE: *DIES*

by campgirl is real June 11, 2018

Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.

Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom

by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019

your mom down there

a new phrase, usable in any occasion or context.
may be used when someone offends you or just4fun.

A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"

Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!

A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"

A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"

by NakedDrummerr October 8, 2009

magic mountain mom

The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.

A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

by Wilford Brimley83 November 5, 2017