Jakey

Messed up or inoperable.

I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.

by Chuckegirl July 5, 2018

Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"

" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"

by ChanG2 September 26, 2011

Jakel

A strange Jewish cat boy whom is a borderline transvestite that makes extremely obscure and disturbing videos on YouTube.

If you keep dancing around naked you'll turn into a Jakel!

by Meme Maestro October 12, 2015

jakes

Another word for da cops

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes

by Princess>-< October 26, 2015

JakePaulers

A group of mentally retarted children who blindly follow their great and mighty leader Snake Paul. Steer clear of the Jake Paul fanbase, or your braincells may explode.

Look! It's a group of JakePaulers acting like brain dead zombies!

by summer18 March 5, 2018

Jakey-Pooh

A person who really likes chocolate but can’t have it for 1.5 years, yet secretly eats it without shame.

“You can’t eat chocolate for 1.5 years”
“Oh no, i’m Gonna be just like Jakey-Pooh”

by Jennifer Quintana March 6, 2019

Jakedasnake

A guy who can’t play 2k19 for his life and is doo doo with a pure stretch four

Jakedasnake likes a guy named Perrin

by Jake da snake June 17, 2019