dick tak

Kinda self explanatory (small penis)

P1: "Yo, I hooked up with Brian last night"
P2: "Was he big ;)"
P1: "Nah he had a dick tak"

by Senic The Edgehog June 14, 2017

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

Dick Burn

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.

Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Dick Sucker

Another name for a kiss ass

Frank got promoted because he's a tremendous dick sucker.

by wyomingite99 December 14, 2014

NIC DICK

NIC DICK, When one is nicing (nicking) out and can't get hard or the little soldier dies and falls down.

My boy Corey got Nic dick last week his junk was not being friendly that day. It was like he had erectile disfunction.

by gropey stopey December 27, 2018

carpet dick

When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.

Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!

by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017