Internet Death Sentence

Being in a discord call with my glorious 9 inch king packgod

"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."

by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.

After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.

by startPNW99 September 11, 2022

creepy uncle stalins death fridge

the fridge that shot me with 152mm anal penetration

creepy uncle stalins death fridge Its pretty self explanatory dumbass

by nuggortphorn June 6, 2022

Death Star

The US Postal Service term for its new FSS-Flat Sequencing System mail sorter-named because the carriers will be on the street for almost their entire shift instead of sorting the mail for their routes for the first three hours of their shift.

"The Death Star will be up and running in Boston right after Christmas-I'm taking that early retirement package...."

by USPS_Pistol_Team October 28, 2009

death's door

In Darkest Dungeon, Death's Door is a mechanic activated when a hero’s health hits zero, putting them in a critical state where any further damage could kill them instantly. Heroes at Death's Door suffer debuffs like reduced accuracy and damage but may survive, allowing time to heal or retreat.

Example 1: A hero barely survives on Death's Door, giving the player one last chance to apply a bandage.

Example 2: During a boss fight, a hero reaches Death's Door but is healed just in time to avoid a fatal hit.

by guythatlikesdarkestdungeonterm October 26, 2024

death stare

A way of staring at something, but you don't blink.

Me: (does the death stare)

by ya know? October 7, 2023