I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead

by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021

I’m dead

Dying of laughter or laughter laughing hard asf

When I was eleven I said I’m dead to my mom prank calling my grand

by CARTOON TREY January 08, 2021

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 05, 2018

Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.

DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.

by MrWang45 March 25, 2011

dead vc

a discord voice channel that hundreds of kids join, but no one ever speaks in.

Wow this is a dead vc...

by deadperson1 October 12, 2020

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Dead thighs

When your thighs get tired, sore, or cramp up during sex.

Hold on for a sec I got dead thighs. Let me go get some Gatorade right quick.

by MLowrey November 01, 2018