get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012

Crack a plate

When someone scares you so much that if you're holding a plate you would drop it and crack it

" woah I could crack a plate"
" You scared me so much I could crack a plate "

by Woha Langley January 19, 2021

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 19, 2017

Cracking

When a trans person realizes they are trans, in reference to being an egg.

"When I realized how much I wanted to be a different gender, I finally started cracking

by That girl you may know June 07, 2021

Cracking

To anal someone

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night

by ethandefinition December 04, 2019

Cracking

A different form of soaking, Where one gapes their asshole but their partner doesn’t stick the dick in and just hovers. The temptation gets them off alone…

Yoooooo Jasmine “Jeremy sent me cracking last night, we sat there for 45 minutes!”

by Crack•ing March 07, 2022

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009