Banana

something that you can eat or put somewhere else

guy1: "hey bro i think this guy has a bunch of bananas on the counter"
guy2: "ok why are you pointing it out"
guy1:
guy2:
guy1:
guy2: "WAIT N-"

by Lukeisntwarm December 24, 2021

Jam-Banana

Synonymous with goofy goober.

You kids sure are couple of jam-bananas!

by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2021

Banana

NOT a penis....

"She had a banana... but she wasn't eating it"

by FoxXygirl276 December 28, 2021

The banana oreo

A sex position where 2 men of Asian descent and a woman of Caucasian descent have sexual intercourse. Usually the woman is sandwiched between the men, often the same way the oreo cream is sandwiched.

rando woman: Oh jessica i got the banana oreo last night at 8:54 pm.

by drangtg May 13, 2022

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

Gundham Banana

A picture of the head of Gundham Tanaka from the game "Danganronpa V2: Goodbye Despair" on a banana. It then lead to a odd cult that lasted 2 days.

"yoooo! It's Gundham banana! Let's start a cult with this guy!"

by Jeef The Dumbass May 15, 2022

low banana

The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.

In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.

“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.

by Meagan Tree Wood May 22, 2022