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exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.
I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.
by someGuy April 7, 2015
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compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017
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Sharketing Brains

Sharketing Brains is a beautiful branding design company love arrows for customers by their respective brands. They watch POGO but design a LOGO. They are better than Spider-Man in creating Web Applications. They build clouds,which rains Money for brands.
by Brand_Builder November 24, 2021
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burger brain

when ur brain stupid dumb, typically from takin too many narcotics, lack of sleep, or just natural.
calvin: took too much ket brain no worky
barry dillon: bro u got that burger brain
calvin: shit man
barry dillon: got no patty, no lettuce, no damn pickles either, just bare ass buns
by pattywagonyeat April 14, 2022
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legacy brain

Someone with enough brain damage that they continued to play new world from January 2022 to August 2022 while the game was hopelessly broken. As a result of the further brain damage and massive ego, they believe anyone who did not play the game during that time to be stupid. This generally leads to long-winded rants about when they played legacy or what legacy players do.
Person 1: hey guys, don't fight in the dirt around the gate
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we call this area dummies, and this area cart, and this area dirt, and ... (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Ok but you shouldn't fight in any of that dirt around the gate.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, they say it's ok to fight in the dirt around point but not at dummies or cart, (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Got it, so don't fight in the dirt around point.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we don't say that. (Person 2 Rage Quits)
Person 1: Man that guy has serious Legacy Brain
by NewWorldDefiner February 12, 2023
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Brain Loss

A condition that causes you to become a non-dangerous psychopath and is caused by either over-working or being bitten by Snata. Stay away from these people if you hate the environment. They yell 'Respect the environment!!!' and post lyrics of songs on WhatsApp groups, also monsters under your bed, and many strange things that will cause you to want to bash their heads in.
Person with brain loss: Respect the environment
Others: *bash head in*
by Stranger Words April 30, 2020
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Brain cage

I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.

Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"

God "Okie dokie."

Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"

God "Sounds fun."

Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*

Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."

*Later in the forest*

Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." ๐Ÿค”
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."

Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"

Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."

Cain "You're not a snake tho-"

Snake "I KNOW ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Œ... What I am not. ๐Ÿ˜ค Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Cain "A cube?"

Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."

Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*

Snake "My name isn't... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*

Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" ๐Ÿ˜

God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"

Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"

God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."

Abel "AAAYY!!"

Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"

God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"

Cain ๐Ÿ˜พ *Stares at Abel*

God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"

Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"

God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"

God ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."

God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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