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Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Hand-In-Two

1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.

2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
John and Nanci walk hand-in-two.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
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Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
by JAB32 January 28, 2023
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Type Two Suck

Type two suck is the kind of thing that you enjoy in the moment but grow to regret later.
Adam “Man that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I can’t believe I hit that”
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck”
by Bigandgreedy101 May 21, 2025
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two tents

we biult two tents
by udhvhds December 8, 2020
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two

two is a number
by two_number_fan July 30, 2022
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two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
by Messhall May 26, 2018
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