potato

my life and my wife

Guy 1: "U like potatoes?"
Guy 2: "Potato is luv."

by thatpotatoguy October 5, 2020

Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.

I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.

by Woahbikes October 28, 2021

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

Potato

It is something you eat and for some reason everyone bullies on it

John: I threw a potato out of my window!
Nick:Where did it land?
John: In an another potato!

by νικο November 19, 2017

Potato

yummy

that potato is bussin'

by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024