Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.

Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"

Rhino jesus by Maple Jay July 10, 2018

Black Jesus Cult 

A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy

Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne

Black Jesus Cult by Budmouth6969 February 5, 2019

chunky jesus 

If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus

Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants

Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch

Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right

chunky jesus by Yummy nut February 20, 2019

Black Jesus 

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

Black Jesus by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

Nick Jesus 

A douchbag who is always depressed

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!

Nick Jesus by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

Making Jesus cry by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

PopTart Jesus 

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

PopTart Jesus by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019