fired

It’s like getting expelled from your school when you get caught smoking weed in the bathroom but at work sometimes people get fired from there job by taking a break on their break time or breaking their hand and asking to go to the doctor OR your boss got drunk and thought hey I wanna fire somebody and drew names out of a hat to pick somebody who happened to be you

Person one: hey did you hear non gender specific name got fired

Person two: yea I heard non gender specific name got caught doing no specific action to non gender specific name 2

by Non gender specific name November 25, 2021

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Fire Hydranting

Squirting on end for hours and hours and splashing all over the place.

Becky found a new man who made her get to fire hydranting.

by 307Badger March 29, 2022

Fire Sale

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely discounted prices. ... They are said to occur in the in Cannabis markets when illegal outdoor grows and overzealous i502 producer/processors flood the market with mediocre weed. Companies then have to take their FIRE ass weed and sell it as a FIRE sale to prevent it from overflowing our vaults like Scrooge McDuck’s.

Yo, that Fire Sale weed was fire as fuck! I got that absolute fire for $120 an ounce!

by Free Rain Farmer January 14, 2022

Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.

I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.

by Chef Chefington March 15, 2017

fire sprite

The mixture of fireball whiskey, usually for people who can’t stomach fireball by itself
Also known as a bitch drink

Bro make me a fire sprite, I’m too much of a bitch to drink it by itself

by Ayyyeeeeyyyoooo February 07, 2018

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024