porch fucking 

Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.

First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.

Second person: Oh, how was it!

First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.

porch fucking by Kyle Sanchez April 11, 2007

Mormon fucking 

Instead of penetrating the vagina a male penetrates the female's ass in a cheap attempt for them both to remain "virgins."

Bro, that slut Mary you're mormon fucking has been mormon fucked by like 40 other dudes. You should try to steal her V-card.

Mormon fucking by dhanijhonez May 6, 2009

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON 

an old persian guy yelling at a guy with no shirt. pronounced sheert.

HEY YOU! PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON by persian man like the cat meow February 11, 2009

real fucking talk (rft)

A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).

Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)

real fucking talk (rft) by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

Sexy Fucking Ninja 

A woman who hides how freaky she is. If you discover her and you are a freak yourself never ever give up on her. She will make your fantasies and your dreams come true.

Bill: So Tim I heard that you and Lexi enjoyed a bit of alone time together. So what happened?

Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...

Sexy Fucking Ninja by Goddess lover May 10, 2011

Owl Fucking 

When fucking a girl doggy style, you snap her neck neck so she is looking back at you.

Owl Fucking is great.
Matt: Dude, I owl fucked your sister last night!
Scott: My parents weren't happy when they found her dead on the floor facing backwards.

Owl Fucking by Notorious B.I.G. to the max August 3, 2009

Fetus Fucking 

Verb; The act of fucking an aborted or stillborn fetus. To rip open a womens pregnant belly and rip the stupid fucking fetus out and ram your fat cock in its' soft gushy brains until you unload your jizz into its' mangled skull.

The dirty man chainsawed Marys' engorged belly open and pumped her unborn child full of his hot creamy cum. Isn't that cool Greg?

Fetus Fucking by MasterBlaster April 22, 2005