When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

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by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023

I was already kinda of horny when my wife asked me to watch her try on different dresses. I explained to her that this makes me subject to bonerability.
by Something-a-willow June 4, 2017

by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022
