Giggle Boner

When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor
My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)
by Daddysocks19 August 03, 2024
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Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode
-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath
by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019
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Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.
Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner
by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024
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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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snuffleupagus boner

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 18, 2017
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 24, 2019
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Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2024
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