jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 October 25, 2017

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 8, 2019

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 11, 2014

lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack

Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation

by December 16, 2022

crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!

kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best

by definitelynotqueer August 23, 2019

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

crack juice

when your sweating and your butt itches and you have alot of "crack juice"

wow babe look at that CRACK juice im hot too

by d4eftybbhn ok, May 9, 2018