crack rag

The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.

Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.

by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017

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Crack open a cold one

Winning in fortnite

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w

by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020

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Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023

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